Twelve Days of an Evoque Driver’s Christmas

December 12th, 2016 Uncategorized

We’ve unwrapped countless turtle doves, we’ve had five golden rings aplenty and, really, who needs another partridge in a pear tree? This Christmas, our privileged Evoque drivers will be unwrapping twelve unique gifts of a more exciting variety. For the purposes of this article, your true love is your Evoque, and here’s what you’ll be getting:

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On the first day of Christmas, your true love will give to you a beautifully crafted, luxuriously simple interior. You’ll spend Christmas Day in the comfort of fine Oxford leather seats, stroking a wheel with brushed aluminium trim to the sound of Jingle Bells booming from your Meridian 17-speaker surround-sound audio system, all with the mood set by ambient lighting. If your dreams of a white Christmas do come true, rest assured that the Evoque’s climate control system will keep you cosy. And don’t worry about freezing your fingers as you haul the presents from the boot and open up the garage door in the freezing cold; the Evoque’s hands-free power tailgate and HomeLink system that links to garage doors, gates and lighting are all here to do the hard work for you.

On the second day of Christmas, your true love will give to you everything you need to stay safe and in control on the icy winter roads. Land Rover’s Terrain Response System will get you through snow, mud, and more, and Hill-start assist combined with Terrain Progress Control will get you through tougher areas. Your Evoque will also package up adaptive dynamics and torque vectoring through braking for tighter handling and ride control.

On the third day of Christmas, your true love will give to you a bulky body without the Christmas weight-gain. The Evoque’s front end and roof are made from truly lightweight aluminium, and with front wings made of plastic, the impressively proportioned car can be as light as just 1.6 tonnes.

On the fourth day of Christmas, your true love will give to a smooth-as-silk ride thanks to it being the world’s first SUV with magnetic suspension. Inside the shock absorbers are iron filings which, when electricity flows through the hydraulic fluid, help to make the car’s ride firmer or softer as required.

On the fifth day of Christmas, your true love will give to you Active Driveline 4-wheel drive (4WD) that automatically switches to 2-wheel drive (2WD) when you reach 22mph. Unwrap this little gift on trim levels including the SE, SE Premium, HSE, HSE Dynamic, and Autobiography.

On the sixth day of Christmas, your true love will give to you the safety and security of a fully thought-out driver assistance system including park-assist sensors and a rearview camera. Depending on the trim and options you choose, you’ll also get a surround sound camera system, lane-keep assist that keeps an eye on your wellbeing, blind-spot monitoring, traffic sign recognition, and adaptive cruise control.

On the seventh day of Christmas, your true love will give to you the results of thousands of hours’ worth of careful crafting. Engineers spent over 13,000 hours refining the gaps between the Evoque’s panels, resulting in the sleekest finish on the roads.

On the eighth day of Christmas, your true love will give to you an aluminium, 2.0-litre, 4-cylinder turbocharged engine with add-on gifts including a highly efficient 9-speed automatic gearbox producing 240 horsepower and 251 lb.-ft torque. You’ll be achieving 21 mpg in the city, and 30 mpg along the motorway to the in-laws’.

On the ninth day of Christmas, your true love will give to you an award-winning platform based on the bones of the Land Rover Freelander. The difference comes with the Evoque’s unique suspension.

On the tenth day of Christmas, your true love will give to you a product that has been tested to the absolute limits across fifteen countries including Russia in the middle of its utterly freezing winters.

On the eleventh day of Christmas, your true love will give to you over 380,000 customisation options, making it one of the most personalisable cars in the world.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, your true love will lastly give to you a car trusted by some of the world’s top car connoisseurs, including Manchester United player Eric Bailly. Add to that Land Rover owners including the Queen, the Pope and Mohammed Ali, and you’ve got some pretty prestigious names to drop when bigging up your Evoque.